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"That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5) 05/23/2016 at 14:59 • Filed to: None

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I have nothing nice to say about this description, so I won't say anything at all.

crowmolly > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 05/23/2016 at 15:04

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NP or MP?

StoneCold > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 05/23/2016 at 15:05

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A shame the GNX ceased in ’87

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 05/23/2016 at 15:11

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That claim could actually be true, not because this was that fast of a car, but because ninety-something percent of American cars in ‘88, even the muscle cars, were ungodly slow.

boredalways > crowmolly 05/23/2016 at 15:19

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“Meth Price"?

crowmolly > boredalways 05/23/2016 at 15:20

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Meth pipe, yeah.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 05/23/2016 at 15:21

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True, but in ‘88 you could get a Camaro with a TPI 350 or a Fox Mustang that were legitimately quick, as well as the Corvette and any number of turbo Dodges that would ruin that Monte Carlo.

crowmolly > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 05/23/2016 at 15:22

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It isn’t.

The IROC was a 350/230 in 1988. The Mustang and Vette were probably better too.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > StoneCold 05/23/2016 at 15:22

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A shame the GNX ceased period. Still, I don't know if the Monte Carlo SS even makes the top ten fastest American cars of 1988.

boredalways > crowmolly 05/23/2016 at 15:22

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why the hell did i type “price”!?

time to go home.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > crowmolly 05/23/2016 at 15:23

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You know, the price actually isn't even terrible if you're interested in that sort of thing. MP though.

crowmolly > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 05/23/2016 at 15:24

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I don’t have a full link so I can’t tell. If the undercarriage is rusty and such then it may be a MP, but if it survived the years OK it could be an NP.

PorkchoPlissken > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 05/23/2016 at 15:26

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Had a friend with an 88 Monte in High School. Thing was so freakin cool. Terrible ad though.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 05/23/2016 at 15:31

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I imagine just starting with the Vette would dust it.

Which would be great, it needs to be dusted off.

Danger > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 05/23/2016 at 16:06

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This is a sad joke or just sad. Either way, CP for a rusty 305 auto car.

Sweet Trav > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 05/23/2016 at 16:08

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I mean it was one of the fastest Stock Cars of all time. But certainly wasn’t “the fastest” at damned near anything except rusting out into a hooptie.

Sweet Trav > crowmolly 05/23/2016 at 16:09

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especially considering the way these cars have shot up in value recently, a good clean car is worth quite a bit. Most are rusty and hacked up.

crowmolly > Sweet Trav 05/23/2016 at 16:13

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Oh, these cars are shot up for sure.

Joking aside, they are appreciating and “clean enough” projects are harder to find.

Autohaus Derp > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 05/23/2016 at 16:40

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‘PRICE FIRM. ‘KNOW WAT I HAV

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > crowmolly 05/23/2016 at 17:57

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A 305 TPI Firebird or Camaro would have its way with that Monte, too.